All I Have To Say Is This Is RATED M

All I Have To Say Is This Is RATED M

the raunchier version of posts i will not post on my original blog.

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onlyhalfbaked:

Yo neck will be fuckin broke

When you stretch and your inner porn star moan comes out by accident

hicharissa:

blake-ly:

takethedragonbythetail:

alexkisu:

feeling a guys boner through his pants/boxers is honestly the hottest thing

Omfg.

so fucking hot though

is she wearing a blazer wtf

rabioheab:

[WINNIE THE POOH VOICE] there’s a reason that ‘pooh’ is ‘hoop’ backwards *turns around and slam dunks basketball straight through the hoop*

[PIGLET VOICE] damn my nigga

prehate:

desperatemonkeys:

feliidaesabers:

veeoneeye:

If I was a female, this post would just be the best.

I can’t breathe

I’m a dude and this belongs on my tumblr haha

Ahaha omg

I like that one little part that dosnt move

beyondhighh:

Arnold don’t play no games hoe.

Nope.

shutupaubrey:

have you ever been kissed so passionately that you felt like you were in a daze and you couldn’t even move and you got all woozy